Sabragrat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, generous walrus.

Sabragrat created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabragrat, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sabragrat, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sabragrat's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Sabragrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Do not eat parsnips.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never wear magenta shoes.