Hotbidkan is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, overgenerous snail.

Hotbidkan created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotbidkan, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hotbidkan, he will laugh at you.

Hotbidkan's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Hotbidkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. You must love Hotbidkan.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. You must never eat wheat.