Hotbidkan is a god.
He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, overgenerous
snail.
Hotbidkan created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hotbidkan, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Hotbidkan, he will laugh at you.
Hotbidkan's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.
Hotbidkan's Holy Commandments1. Never look at galaxies.
2. You must love Hotbidkan.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Never think about dwarf planets.
5. You must never eat wheat.