Nanhabpog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, resourceful toad.

Nanhabpog created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nanhabpog, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nanhabpog, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nanhabpog's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Nanhabpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never paint your feet purple.

4. Never talk about swans.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.