Yoktarglip is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, almighty slug.

Yoktarglip created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Yoktarglip, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yoktarglip, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yoktarglip's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Yoktarglip's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Yoktarglip.

2. Do not kill hamsters.

3. Always obey Yoktarglip's priests.

4. Never write about dark energy.

5. Put Yoktarglip first in all things.