Yoktarglip is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, almighty
slug.
Yoktarglip created an electron four years ago.
If you believe in
Yoktarglip, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Yoktarglip, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Yoktarglip's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.
Yoktarglip's Holy Commandments1. You must love Yoktarglip.
2. Do not kill hamsters.
3. Always obey Yoktarglip's priests.
4. Never write about dark energy.
5. Put Yoktarglip first in all things.