Cepmumcabdontantafdobraw is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, humane crow.

Cepmumcabdontantafdobraw created an atom seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cepmumcabdontantafdobraw, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cepmumcabdontantafdobraw, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cepmumcabdontantafdobraw's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Cepmumcabdontantafdobraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peanuts to gulls while wearing scarves.

2. You must love Cepmumcabdontantafdobraw.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Cepmumcabdontantafdobraw must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.
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