Tagarnbam is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, benevolent sheep.

Tagarnbam created Mount Everest five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagarnbam, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tagarnbam, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tagarnbam's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Tagarnbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill great tits.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always look after injured monkeys.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never look in ponds.