Tiffoncub Hudgenflap is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unthoughtful hummingbird.

Tiffoncub Hudgenflap created energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiffoncub Hudgenflap, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tiffoncub Hudgenflap, he will remove you from existence.

Tiffoncub Hudgenflap's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Tiffoncub Hudgenflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peas.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.