Cebsagrow is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, irritating gnu.

Cebsagrow created a photon four years ago.

If you believe in Cebsagrow, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cebsagrow, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Cebsagrow's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Cebsagrow's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always help sick squirrels.

5. Always treat gulls with great respect.