Dutsidcetbast is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, boastful butterfly.

Dutsidcetbast created snails three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutsidcetbast, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Dutsidcetbast, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Dutsidcetbast's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Dutsidcetbast's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never laugh near capybaras.