Yogfabsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, almighty dragonfly.

Yogfabsaw created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogfabsaw, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Yogfabsaw, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Yogfabsaw's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Yogfabsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always help sick otters.

5. Yogfabsaw must be the most important thing in your life.