Parknullstik is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, happy parrot.

Parknullstik created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parknullstik, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Parknullstik, it will try to impress you with trees.

Parknullstik's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Parknullstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. You must love Parknullstik.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never feed gooseberries to goats while wearing cyan shirts.

5. Never think about stars.