Dibkomhommigbomkikxucjap is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, stupid crab.

Dibkomhommigbomkikxucjap created snails six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibkomhommigbomkikxucjap, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dibkomhommigbomkikxucjap, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dibkomhommigbomkikxucjap's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Dibkomhommigbomkikxucjap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Dibkomhommigbomkikxucjap on top of all buildings.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not commit murder.