Beplatpid Donbenhon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, kind guinea pig.

Beplatpid Donbenhon created the planet Venus two billion years ago.

If you believe in Beplatpid Donbenhon, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Beplatpid Donbenhon, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Beplatpid Donbenhon's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Beplatpid Donbenhon's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Birds are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.