Rutingflowmetsabpinlak is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, idiotic cat.

Rutingflowmetsabpinlak created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutingflowmetsabpinlak, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rutingflowmetsabpinlak, he will boil you in a big pot.

Rutingflowmetsabpinlak's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Rutingflowmetsabpinlak's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Rutingflowmetsabpinlak.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rutingflowmetsabpinlak.