Sabsinbot is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, able dove.

Sabsinbot created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabsinbot, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sabsinbot, he will turn you into a hamster.

Sabsinbot's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Sabsinbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.