Jopyimtig is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, duplicitous elephant.

Jopyimtig created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jopyimtig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jopyimtig, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Jopyimtig's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Jopyimtig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always obey Jopyimtig's priests.

4. You must love Jopyimtig.

5. Jopyimtig loves mites, so they must be honoured.