Queegfarndot is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, almighty hydra.

Queegfarndot created carbon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegfarndot, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Queegfarndot, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Queegfarndot's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Queegfarndot's Holy Commandments

1. Queegfarndot loves gulls, so they must be respected.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Queegfarndot on top of all buildings.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.
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