Taptunliksterfar is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, contented crane.

Taptunliksterfar created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Taptunliksterfar, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Taptunliksterfar, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Taptunliksterfar's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Taptunliksterfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not take Taptunliksterfar's name in vain.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.