Gepsidkam Koncarflis Migxinyart is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, quiet spider.

Gepsidkam Koncarflis Migxinyart created the Milkyway nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gepsidkam Koncarflis Migxinyart, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gepsidkam Koncarflis Migxinyart, it will turn you into a frog.

Gepsidkam Koncarflis Migxinyart's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Gepsidkam Koncarflis Migxinyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick cats.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.