Pogquamfub is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, grumpy chicken.

Pogquamfub created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogquamfub, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pogquamfub, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Pogquamfub's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Pogquamfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not hurt capybaras.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not drink alcohol.