Sagfarduss is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, strong yak.

Sagfarduss created a top quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sagfarduss, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Sagfarduss, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Sagfarduss' most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Sagfarduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about solid mechanics.

5. Never eat bark.
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