Hinfumflag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, moody jackal.

Hinfumflag created matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinfumflag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hinfumflag, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Hinfumflag's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Hinfumflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

5. Never write about stars.