Kipbuttun is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciless porpoise.

Kipbuttun created a top quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipbuttun, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kipbuttun, it will turn you into a rat.

Kipbuttun's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Kipbuttun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Feed all hungry birds.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Pray towards the south.