Cimgepgig is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, thoughtless jackal.

Cimgepgig created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimgepgig, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cimgepgig, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cimgepgig's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Cimgepgig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow shorts.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

5. Never chant in the presence of hamsters.