Bastflishom Jippad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, proud dugong.

Bastflishom Jippad created a charm quark four years ago.

If you believe in Bastflishom Jippad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bastflishom Jippad, it will destroy your home solar system.

Bastflishom Jippad's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bastflishom Jippad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not keep seven voles in a large pit.

3. Never feed spinach to mites while wearing gray corsets.

4. Never think about dark energy near monkeys while wearing orange boots and balancing nine iron spheres on your head.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.