Dudyognartcid is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, omnipotent
dragon.
Dudyognartcid created carbon seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dudyognartcid, she will not care.
If you do not believe in
Dudyognartcid, she will boil you in a big pot.
Dudyognartcid's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Dudyognartcid's Holy Commandments1. Dudyognartcid must be the most important thing in your life.
2. Never look at dwarf planets.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.
5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.