Dudyognartcid is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, omnipotent dragon.

Dudyognartcid created carbon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudyognartcid, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dudyognartcid, she will boil you in a big pot.

Dudyognartcid's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Dudyognartcid's Holy Commandments

1. Dudyognartcid must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.