Sawnulham is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, clever
dog.
Sawnulham created dark energy two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Sawnulham, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Sawnulham, it will boil you in a big pot.
Sawnulham's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.
Sawnulham's Holy Commandments1. Never wear turquoise shorts.
2. Put Sawnulham first in all things.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.
4. Sawnulham must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Run away if eight snakes approach from the south.