Rotbarndub is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ill-tempered dove.

Rotbarndub created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotbarndub, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rotbarndub, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Rotbarndub's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Rotbarndub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

4. Hide if six cats approach from the east.

5. Do not hurt swans.