Pasxuckyim is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, ill-tempered cobra.

Pasxuckyim created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pasxuckyim, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pasxuckyim, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Pasxuckyim's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Pasxuckyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never sprint in the presence of birds.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near rats while wearing purple shirts and balancing seven gold spheres on your back.