Ingzogpin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, conceited faun.

Ingzogpin created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingzogpin, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ingzogpin, it will try to impress you with trees.

Ingzogpin's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Ingzogpin's Holy Commandments

1. Ingzogpin loves swans, so they must be respected.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not speak about grapes.

5. Never eat cherries.