Rawflatpit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humorless grasshopper.

Rawflatpit created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawflatpit, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rawflatpit, it will boil you in a big pot.

Rawflatpit's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Rawflatpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Never wear violet skirts.

5. Never think ill of sick snakes.