Yatyattaf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, compassionate jellyfish.

Yatyattaf created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Yatyattaf, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yatyattaf, it will refuse to believe in you.

Yatyattaf's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Yatyattaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Worship no other gods but Yatyattaf.