Bassvilfar is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, kind centaur.

Bassvilfar created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bassvilfar, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bassvilfar, it will not invite you to parties.

Bassvilfar's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Bassvilfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in the presence of manatees.

2. Bassvilfar loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

3. Never eat coconuts.

4. Never talk about seals.

5. Do not covet oxen.