Nuttkabbam is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, fussy rat.

Nuttkabbam created oxygen nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttkabbam, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nuttkabbam, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Nuttkabbam's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Nuttkabbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back magenta.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never hop near sharks.
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