Gupjadxuck is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, quiet
cat.
Gupjadxuck created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gupjadxuck, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Gupjadxuck, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Gupjadxuck's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.
Gupjadxuck's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Gupjadxuck's name in vain.
2. Gupjadxuck loves sheep, so they must be respected.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Always help monkeys in need.