Gupjadxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, quiet cat.

Gupjadxuck created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gupjadxuck, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gupjadxuck, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gupjadxuck's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Gupjadxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gupjadxuck's name in vain.

2. Gupjadxuck loves sheep, so they must be respected.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always help monkeys in need.