Matmispid is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonourable
turtle.
Matmispid created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Matmispid, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Matmispid, it will turn you into a rat.
Matmispid's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.
Matmispid's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Matmispid on top of all buildings.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Never wear brown ear rings.
5. Do not covet oxen.