Matmispid is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonourable turtle.

Matmispid created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Matmispid, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Matmispid, it will turn you into a rat.

Matmispid's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Matmispid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Matmispid on top of all buildings.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never wear brown ear rings.

5. Do not covet oxen.