Bod is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, loving scorpion.

Bod created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Bod, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bod, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Bod's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Bod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not eat wheat.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always wear violet.