Wotcadlip is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, effective skunk.

Wotcadlip created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotcadlip, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wotcadlip, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Wotcadlip's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Wotcadlip's Holy Commandments

1. Wotcadlip loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

2. Fast once a month.

3. You must pray to Wotcadlip seven times a day.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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