Cibomtviglit is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, two-faced
wren.
Cibomtviglit created humanity six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cibomtviglit, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Cibomtviglit, it will send you a strongly worded letter.
Cibomtviglit's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.
Cibomtviglit's Holy Commandments1. Never feed carrots to seals while wearing boots.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Do not dye your hair black.
5. Cibomtviglit loves whales, so they must be honoured.