Cabrillinvad Tailfligrap is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, almighty dingo.

Cabrillinvad Tailfligrap created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Cabrillinvad Tailfligrap, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cabrillinvad Tailfligrap, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cabrillinvad Tailfligrap's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Cabrillinvad Tailfligrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near ants while wearing violet hats and balancing seven carbon spheres on your face.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Run away if five tortoises approach from the east.

5. Never feed corn to grasshopers while wearing yellow rings.