Cumomintap Jadgunwit is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, cheerful hare.

Cumomintap Jadgunwit created matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cumomintap Jadgunwit, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cumomintap Jadgunwit, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cumomintap Jadgunwit's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Cumomintap Jadgunwit's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Erect six silicon sculptures of Cumomintap Jadgunwit on top of important buildings.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never hop near snails.

5. Cumomintap Jadgunwit loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.