Miszangeb is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, clever mongoose.

Miszangeb created a down quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Miszangeb, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Miszangeb, she will cry a lot.

Miszangeb's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Miszangeb's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Miszangeb.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Do not shave your face.