Sitlimlig is a god.

He takes the form of a large, cheerful wren.

Sitlimlig created vertebrates two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitlimlig, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sitlimlig, he will make you grow a tail.

Sitlimlig's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Sitlimlig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Never run near frogs.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory.