Ceblamhak is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, deceitful fairy.

Ceblamhak created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ceblamhak, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ceblamhak, he will cry a lot.

Ceblamhak's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Ceblamhak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Never look in ponds.