Renmatjen is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, happy ferret.

Renmatjen created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Renmatjen, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Renmatjen, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Renmatjen's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Renmatjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

3. Always look after injured snakes.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always help manatees in need.
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