Jipnullyog is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omnipotent lion.

Jipnullyog created a top quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jipnullyog, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jipnullyog, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Jipnullyog's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Jipnullyog's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.