Cussbodshav is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, egotistical wyvern.

Cussbodshav created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cussbodshav, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cussbodshav, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cussbodshav's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Cussbodshav's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Retreat if four snails approach from the east.

3. Never talk about foxes.

4. Never jump in the presence of swans.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.