Cussbodshav is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, egotistical
wyvern.
Cussbodshav created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cussbodshav, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Cussbodshav, he will ignore you and hope you go away.
Cussbodshav's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Cussbodshav's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.
2. Retreat if four snails approach from the east.
3. Never talk about foxes.
4. Never jump in the presence of swans.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.