Hot is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, cheerful hippopotamus.

Hot created a Higgs boson seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hot, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hot, he will turn you into a mouse.

Hot's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Hot's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

2. Erect nine iron sculptures of Hot on top of important buildings.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.