Femsadhotlib Bumcadhak is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, calm crocodile.

Femsadhotlib Bumcadhak created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Femsadhotlib Bumcadhak, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Femsadhotlib Bumcadhak, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Femsadhotlib Bumcadhak's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Femsadhotlib Bumcadhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Femsadhotlib Bumcadhak in the centre of the settlement.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. You must never eat apples.

5. Always help nematodes.