Donvoldap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, wise eagle.

Donvoldap created dark matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Donvoldap, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Donvoldap, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Donvoldap's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Donvoldap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

4. Always help sick shrews.

5. Do not speak about spinach.